Though Ed Oxley accumulates wages as the proprietor of UK-based mountain bike instruction firm Great Rock, teaching people to ride is barely the skin level of this very complex onion of a man. Truth-to-tell we're at a loss to describe Oxley in his surreal totality, except to say there's a heavy dose of art percolating in the area above and behind his sumptuous facial hair.

Head-in-a-box

Some things simply need to be experienced and enjoyed rather than understood. And Ed Oxley is one of those things. And should you enjoy Vain Vagrant, click over to The Chop for a prequel of similar macabre proportions.

Pedal wrestling